Kerri's Awesome 'BlogThe rantings of an Aussie on the verge of insanity.

I was innocently browsing the aisles in a local store, minding my own business, when I was assaulted by this… “Each packet wrapped in a promise of God” Seriously…. WHAT THE FUCK?  Just in time for Easter, another little piece of brain washing for the kiddies! Only in the Mid-West, I tell ya!

Recently a friend from Twitter asked me to do some work for her and for the job I had to use the ‘expertise’ of a second party to fulfill her needs. I asked for sample colours of a particular fabric to be sent in certain shades for her to select from. I received them and [...]

Seriously, is it THAT hard to learn the difference between lose and loose?  Loose, moose, goose, caboose. Do you pronounce them Looz, mooz, gooz and cabooz? It’s a basic spelling concept, guys.  I can understand a typo, it happens, but you do it ALL.THE.GODDAMNED.TIME! You don’t LOOSE your voice, you LOSE it! Arghh Oh, and [...]

I have some interesting information for those of you who are about to turn 50. You are about to receive a surprise from the Australian Government. No, it isn’t a birthday card from the Prime Minister or the Queen. It’s a Bowel Cancer Screening Test Kit. NOICE!

This is a post for you Sam Let’s hope that a glut of overdue stories will keep you occupied while waiting for the tardy one. The period of my pregnancy from about 34 weeks onwards, I called ‘The Blah Period’. I was tired, looked and felt like a sack of crap and just wanted the [...]

I’m a very sad little person! I have a new laundry and I’m totally in love. *happy sigh* I have NEVER had a nice laundry. I’ve never had a bench in my laundry. The laundry was always the ‘tacked on’ thing in every house I have owned/rented/squatted in. Even the house I grew up in [...]

Its been the celebration season around here this month. We’ve had two birthdays, an anniversary and Easter. It’s been hard work for the poor kids who have to party all night long and come home to bacon and eggs at 6 in the morning….. dragging all their friends whose parents arent so gullible. These are [...]

A little detail…. I am in the Soft Furnishings industry and I help people decide what window furnishings to buy and I do quotations, normally based on measurements that I take when I go to their home. I say ‘NORMALLY’ as there is the occasional exception to this rule, where a customer will bring their [...]