Kerri's Awesome 'BlogThe rantings of an Aussie on the verge of insanity.

I have never had an in-sink garbage disposal unit, until now. I wasn’t convinced, until I threw in some lemon peel after all the crap…. and OMG.  My trash is gone and my kitchen smells of lemony goodness!  Or a leftover herbal teabag.  Yeah baby!  We love the smell of herbally goodness in the kitchen! [...]

I’m constantly amazed by the things I see when I forgot to bring the gun. Prom time is approaching and this year we have plastic ware to match!

I was innocently browsing the aisles in a local store, minding my own business, when I was assaulted by this… “Each packet wrapped in a promise of God” Seriously…. WHAT THE FUCK?  Just in time for Easter, another little piece of brain washing for the kiddies! Only in the Mid-West, I tell ya!

I know, I’ve been slack and didn’t update my blog for the longest time and now I have to catch up.  This is old news, but I’m doing it anyway.  Get  over it. 2009 was my first Halloween in the USA, it also happened to coincide with my girls visiting. Our first taste of Halloween [...]

Funyuns Crispy little mouthwatering morsels of oniony goodness.  Yeah Baby!  I love me some Funyuns.  When I get off my diet, I’m going to try the Wasabi variety.  *drools* Fried Green Tomatoes These sound really gross, right?  Oh no…. they’re completely awesome!  I can’t describe them as it would make them sound worse, but trust [...]

No, I’m not talking about Friday the 13th, I’m referring to the day after Thanksgiving. “The term “Black Friday” originated in Philadelphia in reference to the heavy traffic on that day. More recently, merchants and the media have used it instead to refer to the beginning of the period in which retailers go from being [...]

Today was the start of my All American Weekend.  We started with breakfast at IHOP (the International House of Pancakes), eating a ridiculous amount of food and revving up on caffeine to fuel ourselves for the day ahead. Hickam Air Force Base held it’s Open Day today. Dayum! Americans know how to entertain the masses.  [...]