Every day, a new surprise.

I was innocently browsing the aisles in a local store, minding my own business, when I was assaulted by this…

Jesus Promise Seeds.

“Each packet wrapped in a promise of God”

Seriously…. WHAT THE FUCK?  Just in time for Easter, another little piece of brain washing for the kiddies!

Only in the Mid-West, I tell ya!

9 comments...What do you think?

  1. Posted by bardly 18th February, 2010 at 10:53 am

    fucking AWESOME.

  2. Posted by Cathie 18th February, 2010 at 2:14 pm

    So what do you do? Plant them like in “Jack and the Bean Stalk” then climb the stairway to heaven?

  3. Posted by Leigh 18th February, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    o.O

    I hope you didn’t eat them, reckon you’d get food poisoning from those.

  4. Posted by Chookie 22nd February, 2010 at 3:02 am

    If they’re seeds, why do they look like cheap lollies?

  5. Posted by Kerri 23rd February, 2010 at 6:48 am

    Hahahahaha, now that’s a thought! Maybe I should have bought some?

  6. Posted by Kerri 23rd February, 2010 at 6:49 am

    That’s a definite possibility!

  7. Posted by Kerri 23rd February, 2010 at 6:49 am

    Because they ARE cheap lollies! LOL

  8. Posted by Kelley @ Magnetoboldtoo 23rd February, 2010 at 7:14 pm

    Must. Have. Some.

    OMG can you imagine the look on the Damn Emo’s faces if Zombie Jesus brought them these for Easter?

  9. Posted by Kerri 28th February, 2010 at 9:53 am

    They may possibly make the Emos puke. Still interested? LOL

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