Happy Fucking Birthday!
I have some interesting information for those of you who are about to turn 50.
You are about to receive a surprise from the Australian Government.
No, it isn’t a birthday card from the Prime Minister or the Queen.
It’s a Bowel Cancer Screening Test Kit.
NOICE!







I didn’t get one! lolol
This sounds very thoughtful…at least one person definitely remembered your birthday! What a joyous way to celebrate a half-century…NOT!
holy shit, are you serious?!
wait, bad time to say “holy shit”, huh? lol
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
*deep breath*
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Wow the government is very concerned for your bowel health – now how *do* you use this kit?
LMAO! Now THAT is a good birthday present right there. haha.
What a shitty present.