Happy Fucking Birthday!

I have some interesting information for those of you who are about to turn 50.

You are about to receive a surprise from the Australian Government.

No, it isn’t a birthday card from the Prime Minister or the Queen.

It’s a Bowel Cancer Screening Test Kit.

NOICE!

7 comments...What do you think?

  1. Posted by Wendy 12th August, 2008 at 3:31 pm

    I didn’t get one! lolol

  2. Posted by Greg 12th August, 2008 at 5:30 pm

    This sounds very thoughtful…at least one person definitely remembered your birthday! What a joyous way to celebrate a half-century…NOT!

  3. Posted by rah 12th August, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    holy shit, are you serious?!

    wait, bad time to say “holy shit”, huh? lol

  4. Posted by Kelley 12th August, 2008 at 8:18 pm

    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

    *deep breath*

    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

  5. Posted by zuzu 12th August, 2008 at 9:45 pm

    Wow the government is very concerned for your bowel health – now how *do* you use this kit?

  6. Posted by Cassie 13th August, 2008 at 2:12 am

    LMAO! Now THAT is a good birthday present right there. haha.

  7. Posted by Mellissa 25th August, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    What a shitty present.

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